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 College Humor boys
Biography:
wake m students, male and quite mischievous, bright people doing things first class, the school's most difficult discipline in the typical headaches of students; in front of their parents, it was a good boy.
Wei Chen m students, male students of the model, gentle, humble and polite, was hailed as the country with kind of the most brilliant flowers;
Q. Wang Xin m students, male, hereinafter referred to as , the results are pretty good, also have a mischief;
Land Rover m students, male and transfer students.
Jie m students, men, squad leader for many years the post office has always been to act Untouchables. most adept is credited student's name violation, recovery and Wang Xin as the main object of attention oak, so the enemies, not just one or two days;
Chen had m student, male, Forthright, and Zhang Jie was sworn, and the emergence and Wang Xin are brothers oak, quite the middle of the taste of those who ;
Yu Hao Ming m student, male, hereinafter referred to as simply the National DD, the richest school students;
amulung m student, male, hereinafter referred to as Bibi m students, women, hereinafter referred to as , it became sworn sisters, inseparable all day.
Principal
package Kogashiwa m m Namu Yang, hereinafter referred to as the second car, m m PE teacher
Reno music teachers
Zhang Yuan, Yao G m m DOCTOR
priest begins the first chapter of the

College back to school the boys.
小柏 package as a school principal, solemnly in front of the column that teachers and roared: should take the attitude of love! ah! love! you know? is the heart! have to dig out your heart to me to !!!rub to get up suddenly, holding his right hand, the package Kogashiwa seriously said: my phone hair arrears 9 9 8 points, so the president himself to pull 120, and things like. The report is completed.
Yang II: The but said: ;
heard Yang mouth fell open in the second, such was not seriously heavy like once again fell to the ground.
Wang Han as a teacher, but vital role. He carefully Guo Biao PE teacher asked: students how to love a lot? good use of my smile, a smile is the so-called Wang Han Charm hundred students, you said I was not as long as the group of monkeys has a smile and training services will be able to instill obedience in a slightly too? (we use words to read Changsha Kazakhstan)
very seriously Guo Biao Wang Han reviewed smile, a conclusion quickly and said: Mosquitoes can be a pile of awesomeness. . This is indeed very powerful. But he was very worried, because short of a point. So he continued to ask for advice:
Here I would also like to think, really, that the number of brain cells to die slightly. melatonin buy expensive Luo. ;
Well, Wang teacher, I face today, buddy brother, to give you over to help it. You just can not speak bad language, Luo. serve as role models Well, have cut off all the derogatory term, buddy brother will protect you all OK, smiling mouth often In! Zhang Jie's time to play a role. across an entire summer, the mouth has long been itching. So in the first day, he would make every effort to shout out: > The sound was deafening, the earth was moving, as if there are thousands of tigers roll down the hill from Chengdu. as well as the sleeping amulung also awakened.
Song Xing Amu rubbed eyes, stand up: Students stay so happy, you see, we all laughed but not see eye teeth. success, success Caesar! Romania into the subject. : to ask you a question, the students did not think the teacher does during the summer vacation? br> Wang Han Shin secretly happy to continue to ask: Wang teachers, this is the first two questions, you have only said that to ask a question! teach regret, can not ruined by a youngster last point, so he just wake up one daggers. cold light! wake up scared shrink back. Wang Han very satisfied with the performance of awakening, and then want one Principals love instruction, then hand rubbed his face, but also showed his trademark smile. continued: Sign eat the fruit, so they rushed to wake mm
replied: thin and long, the same as the banana! bright . Well this is more like it ..!! mm
However, Wang Han was very professional smile, he found that there is no openings Wei Chen and amulung. so she braved the heart of strong impact, said: students do? do not feel you have wisdom for Romania? A. A pair of A to flow, but also wronged: feast of the fruit.
momentum Wang Han said: around people, animals, plants, animals and so on and so ...! mice. It was his pet abroad. spring pen spring screamed in fear. is very traditional kind of scream.
Wang Han began to get nervous, not knowing he was afraid of mice born. but in order to follow the principals Love instructed, he kept his face still a little stiff smile.
wake up completely ignore these, he continued: is also a matter of course, a matter of course Lo?! The mice will rush into mass action, add fruit competition battle. /
Wang Han wildly thought, 5 minutes later, he slowly replied: serious issue and it deserves our serious consideration. , we have to follow the well-Confucius taught. The mice did not contribute, so this meal can not give them to eat. other mice contributed to society and holds a certificate issued by relevant departments, we again invite them to Eat. Confucius said? maybe I, maybe Mo, what may be other sub-r l said there may ......< br> fruit feast was officially launched.
45 分钟 long passed away. asked Wang Zheng awake too wonder: . Anyway, class after class still eat! had nothing with being too.
Yang, director of the teaching where the two cars Namu? Why do not knock class bell? think knocking minutes after class how sacred thing. when the time comes, whither the hands of the hammer Click on the bell and knocked about, like the hair so that division numbers, more air! Yang also always regarded this as a second priority, and today how mad it? but also in the first day of school!
turned out that her Qutao heart is gone. because she too hit 120 too much trouble, in order to help hospitals save on the grid, fuel costs, so she bravely chose our school doctor room, to complete her glorious heart of large-scale excavation.
Zhang Yuan earnestly DOCTOR advised: put you on a horse, or early in the morning you roll the needle will go home land! wound. and then flew to the supermarket to buy a small red stars, solemnly into the hand of Yang, Yang told her that this is the second heart!
from the beginning of operation, the second will be with Yang fell asleep, Zhang Yuan, after waking up to see the hands of the Red, she was very pleased to make exaggerated much of a craft class, an operation that is not pain. like after it happily as a gift to the principal red 小柏 package.小柏 package for Yang II love so moved to tears, exclaimed:
> Yang Yang to Table II, the principal reward of a big red flower specifically to Yang b, Young two will be happy to wear in the head, and never remove. because everyone saw the flower in the flower, they will think of her pioneering work that day! She did not want this to be forgotten the great things.
to run around like a day, Yang Zhong two excited forgot to play the class.
Amu became the second chapter of the National DD bodyguard
Amu live in the beautiful prairie, and he gets up early every day to cut grass pigs, and then a long way to go to College class male. Over time, he learned a magic dragon magic mm wood ! story of this effort can be incredible, had not!
pigs grass cut more, his hands strong and flexible, able to withstand and resolve N more martial arts, the provision of vaginal discharge black belt, such as those in Japan or something, and South Korea's Taekwondo fencing, but ...... what the Romantic Swordsman Chinese can not he resolved that he himself does not know why? he hopes one day to prop up a dream of Bruce Lee to him tell him why, but that is not Bruce Lee to his face, long overdue appearance. this is also very Wu Nai Amu!
hurry hurry hurry more, his legs flying to key steps, but also Feiyanzoubi, flew from the tree the tree sinking , Amu said it was dodge. He always felt that the first person to own a martial arts, but his family was poor, there is no money to buy the patent, so today was a nobody, unknown.
true, Amu had plenty of a martial arts, life is very poor. eat a meal there will be no next meal on, and based on the reason to get up early cut grass confused pig serious shortage of sleep, had to make use of class time to sleep, so the results are poor teachers have to drop the eyes, causing the whole school teacher do not dare to wear glasses. Kobayashi had once complained to the school boss glasses too! because Amu's sake let the owner sell five small glasses, with heavy losses. However, this matter was the second issue was settled by Yang. also Because of this, Young is great merit a second, and was promoted to headmaster, began to knock on every class of his great career clock!
br> , the original Amu again to sleep. Wang Han angry Amu took a powder brush aim to throw hard in the past, so Amu woke up.
粒粒皆辛苦. teacher this poem is my motto, I will be back long ago, and now I can sleep now? call to sleep together.
Han Wang mouth fell open.
National DD slept like a dead pig at the same table looking at the face, and think of yesterday fruit feast on the Amu gobbled phase, began to frown, expressed sympathy. to This wrinkled brow has been knocked to the Yang II until the class bell.
pen spring spring came over and asked the National DD: Amu students are so poor, even the fruit did not eat, I feel sorry for him! frown, expressed sympathy. But they both feel a bit sad when people frown DD, handsome. and both of them are not. really sorry.
then there Wei Chen Jie and Chen had also followed sympathy Amu, with the frown.
! makes sense, began to discuss how to solve the problem.
are too recommendation: ...Wei Chen assured, once he starts to have forgotten their own homework to even eat the fruit, how could you remember to bring fruit to the Amu? then Amu will not have fruit to eat. plans to continue to find ways so.
waking thought, he said: br> National DD opposition, he should wake up to the reason why he would ask Amu bodyguard.
Jie volunteered: home is not a lot of money? Is it? is not? kidnapping, and then be extorted out of a million? ; National DD, you make me spit blood Caigan Xin Qi, right? When do I have to kidnap you? Anyway, you are now very rich, you are very dangerous, Amu can protect you, you have to ask him as a bodyguard, do it! , the kidnappers will not make Romantic Swordsman. > National DD careful thought, finally agreed, because he did not want to be kidnapped, but also to ensure that waking is very useful.
we applaud, because there is no longer the Amu Zou brow sympathy. think that frown is also a chore, not only nervous, but for a long time will become wrinkled.
Amu was awakened by a firecracker-like applause.
DD national identity began to master the command said: you're my bodyguard, of course, can be called bodyguard, I order you to begin this second task of protecting the owner, not allowed to sleep out! But slept only to be your bodyguard was? You pay 300 monthly payment, so you have money to buy fruit. can not go wrong! .
pig cutting grass, you where to drill the naked covered, do not cut my grass pigs. I only do general security. dollars. evacuation me home, and then return to your home, count your 300! the most famous Taoist priest. erratic, but his home, most people can not find him. Only weird, Su wake up bright students well aware of his whereabouts. but generally will not wake up to find him because there is twofold: First, every time Yao had to pack to find a sesame seed, as Yao has a peculiarity that is DD so rich as people. Second, because the awakening to find things that have to be fed Yao government insisted that the things that he did not want to be so boring.
music class. Reno teachers arrange learning today is on rock and roll. domain and selfless; it notes the use of the composition of the numerous myths of grief or ecstasy or hh Draw a diagram in the gossip.
Wang may not have the most to see the students in his class wander, so wake up to the outside fine standing, thinking through the corridor side. He pull the edge of his mouth to wake up:
quipped: To learn Taoism, the fate of pen control. more than a pen, and he wants to control the destiny of all people!
after school, waking easily find the Yao G, Yao government happily accepted the biscuits, But he did not want to teach your future to Taoism wake. because once awake half cents become careless after your studies, administration of the iron rice bowl that Yao will become wooden bowl, and then the worms to become a moth will not bowl the . He did not want his iron rice bowl into a wooden bowl and then into no jobs.
wake up very upset because he felt the dignity of his great men pen is to be crushed. so can not help but burst into tears. Yao government quickly plugged ears with cotton, but does not work, because the cotton can not plug the ear plugs eyes, awakening the tears touched Yao G, and finally he reluctantly agreed to a number of control over the fate of foreign teachers essentials. condition that can not do a real awakening half cents, you can not use it to make money.
awake smiling. reported a super-bright political Yao smile for tuition.
Yao G, said: things in your hands r! reason the. so they sleep peacefully, the next day ready to show its mettle.
him up very early to cover Does the top into the College, waiting for the students admired He could not stand it, third class after class, he jumped in front pen, looked at his face a lot pen, pens, pen and has a face that did not eat the rice clean, scared she quickly took out a mirror to photos . a good risk, the results have nothing. face no rice. the original pen bread for breakfast instead of rice.
suddenly open their eyes wide awake, pretending to look very frightened, said: You Yintang black, today is the day of your big fierce ah! to be the wake math, oh, Zhou small students, you have mass annihilation today, ah! So do not want to care for him.
duty pen turn today, waking up early on a good calculation. In order to prove their own superior skills, and awakens in the pen on the way home a piece of cloth under the heavy organ mm banana! pen pen Walking has always been upright, because she did not do good conscience, why bow it? the results of all are awake to command, stepped on a piece of banana peel pen, slammed a fall from the forehead a big packages. At this time, hiding in the dark wake lucky ing .....< br> The first prophecy perfect success! really had everything in order to predict the future in their hands ah!
pen the next day from the wake to become impressed. He felt a little awakening abilities. wake up complacent and decided to take half cents that signs develop. mind began to wonder the next prediction.
before he came to Amu, saying: ; Amu students, you do not always want money? today you want to dream come true! because today you will find a windfall Oh! money, Amu picked up, it really has made a fortune. So he has come to admire from the wake. and use this as a wake up free publicity.
soon, we all know that people wake up with prophecy and a dream come true skills.
the third day, waking up and also the planning of new predictions. This time the object is Wei Chen. He Wei Chen said: Tomorrow is a weekly college quiz. wake up to, like Wei Chen this book nerd eyes only desire is certainly the first test in addition to the first test, and the wisdom to Wei Chen This is an Shoudaoqinlai thing. so wake up very bold Wei Chen to help achieve his wish.
prediction skill of awakening, Wei Chen seldom heard. This will be a dream come true awakening actually predict their own, it will be a dream come true! Wei Chen moved to grip the awakening of the hand, said: to a dime, so just promised a wish, I hope good luck will come into his own head, God bless him pick up 50. I did not expect to just wake up ready to promise the end. wake up to a dream come true!
wake perplexing. In order to continue to carry forward the names of half cents, and he reluctantly dug out 50 of their own pocket money, on the way home Wei Chen. sit and watch the money seized Wei Chen, recovery distressed, like a knife.
Wei Chen also predicted that free publicity waking skill. so wake up one hit. students have come to wake up, I hope he can help to achieve their own aspirations. awake also give full play to their skill mm < br> Wang Zheng received too much on the desk like a long game;
Jie received an anonymous gift sent, there is a there Michael? Jackson belt pattern.
Chen had He also received a long-awaited but reluctant to buy the sheet music.
Yuchun's mother finally agreed to buy her a great big 1X1 Snoopy, (because money is the spring awakening of spring upon their mother, And please for a long time, damage the spring my mother woke up that hit their home Su Chun idea what the spring, awakening long to explain the N mum to eliminate suspicion of spring!)
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awakening students regarded as the future Saviour. the master of the universe.
However, this is assigned the honor of Su wake up so the students become in just a few days Amu even poorer than poor. he is sorry and vowed never to improper half-day cents do not want to control the fate.
students pile alone to achieve national DD did not wake up to find their own wishes, because he does not lack any material thing, and now even has a bodyguard. His only desire Snow White soon found that in mind. But he was too young, well away from the wedding day there are more than 365 days, and now in no hurry to grant a wish.
political awakening told Yao that he never studied with operation of the.
I decided to make up for you. awake, in order to keep your face, I decided to teach you the true meaning of rock and roll! heating become mature as raw eggs, like eggs. This lend you the guitar, you go back and practiced well, and soon you will realize the true meaning of the rock. But after you give it back to me Oh, if you do not still I will not lend you. political smiled, scratched his head back.
a long while, dust and a broken guitar string broke. Then, he was carrying a guitar and left. He decided to go home and practice guitar, and soon realize the true meaning of rock. he has to live up to expectations, the teacher he wanted Reno to him with admiration. On the third day , awake but also the planning of new predictions. This time the object is Wei Chen. He Wei Chen said: test. waking thought, such as Wei Chen nerd eyes only wish certain books in addition to test first or test first, and the wisdom to Wei Chen This is an Shoudaoqinlai thing. so wake up very boldly to help achieve Wei Chen his desire.
prediction skill of awakening, Wei Chen seldom heard. This will be a dream come true awakening actually predict their own, it will be a dream come true! Wei Chen excited to wake up holding hands, said: ; Really? Then I can go home tomorrow, picked up 50 friends !!!had a wish, I hope good luck will come into his own head, God bless him pick up 50. I did not expect to just wake up ready to promise the end. wake up to a dream come true!
wake up silly the eye. In order to continue to carry forward the names of half cents, and he reluctantly dug out 50 of their own pocket money, on the way home Wei Chen. sit and watch the money seized Wei Chen, recovery was distressed, like a knife.
School of Love Chapter
Time flies when Amu instant national DD's bodyguards have been a months. Today is the day of paychecks. Amu is happy, the night before the beginning, the brain began to plan this how to spend the money to, 300 in addition to buying a lot of fruit will be left.
the door back home when the National DD National DD paid 300 to Amu. a total of 3 queen unity. Amu was about to turn left, stopped by the National DD.
only, I would make clothes! not afraid! ; overalls should solve their own employees? your benefits really bad! you are the boss, pack a good or bad the clothes? cauliflower oil flow, do not pull the line? We can not go against common sense! ...