Self-identified college funny
hastily, too hastily, time really run faster than rabbits, freshman soil is not wearing the green uniform pull grumble in the sun And I remember the scene, gone on to a senior. Looking back four years, walked the streets, was returned with no white over the past four years, are summarized below.
political party to move closer to my positive. I have repeatedly written or verbal form only to the class members, students group secretary Lee flowers on my mind. Although she has been a malicious thought I was evil intentions, is in the pursuit of her, which refused to separate my appointment, my written report to her without even looking materials to hand, put it away in the wind. Tiandeliangxin, speaking from the heart, I really cherish a good impression on Lee flowers, but I will never own sons and daughters of the great affair of faith and mix together. Although I hit again and again to pursue, but did join the Communist Party can shake my faith.
I am a man of integrity humility. Road see injustice his help. I am at home I saw a big cock always bully the small hen, a few wanted to climb a small hen's back, but also a small hen pecked mouth desperately shallow, bright red comb, this is not What bullying, I was furious, picked up a hoe to cock smashed a comminuted fracture.
Another time at school, check the internet late at night 3:00 dormitory, in the bushes not far from the hostel came the pain of a girl whining voice, and I ran without thinking over the past and found the body of a boy riding on the girls, outrageous, middle of the night to catch our girls out to play, there is no justice it? I had put the young man fainted play, put the very lovely, little girl Yishanbuzheng save it. Although after I was out of 4,000 yuan for medical expenses, but I always think it is worth, I also often for their heroic mettle touched by this.
also eat flies on the school cafeteria, school fees, textbook problem arbitrarily TV, newspaper exposure, all my reports. Although no one to reward me, but I think to be a man of integrity.
I'm very enthusiastic. Lee's father last flowers to the school, I added something to the message prior to his receipt of the school come from the train station. I saw her father, no place to live, to take the initiative to make their own beds vacated, although Lee did not accept my flower well, but I'm very passionate beliefs have not changed one, I am convinced that if everyone contributes a little love This world will become a beautiful world.
I am happy to help. To help students with financial difficulties, I cleaned my room, bedroom opportunity out a way to pay for a contracted out to the poor students in the class, which is much better than light to donate money to him, that show consideration for the This bit poor students face, but also develop the concept of his self-reliance. I love the Chinese learned professional, dedicated himself to developing a strong literary foundation.
four years, my computer day and night in cafes to watch the disc more than 12,000 copies of the world with a comprehensive understanding of the visual arts. I am also familiar with Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Jui, renowned writer Liang Yusheng, and other modern works, reaching the point memorized. In order to improve their own observation, I deliberately bought a telescope, secretly building across the street observed the living conditions of the girls. I greatly improved the accumulation of my literary training and writing, I have the desk, bathroom panel, bedroom wall published poetry, prose, fiction, doggerel and other literary works more than 300 articles.
In order to improve the quality of their own to meet the needs of the community, I taught myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other needs of modern society, nirvana, almost to a consummate level. I have tasted from the sweetness of these techniques, has been able to feed myself. New Year's Day last year, I did not go home, only two days, I'll earn back a year by the mahjong tuition plus living expenses for three months.
I love music, my voice has great power to shock, students often late at night, hear me in the bathroom, baths, hallways and sent loud and clear resounding voice, the whole building for I can not sleep.
I love sports, almost to the point of madness. I often three major European leagues off. My tennis level is the highest in the class. Sophomore boys and girls in our class organized a tennis match, even though we lost the boys, but the score in terms of transportation, I am the least. I am also good at boxing, diving, swimming, the absence of venues and opponents, my level will not show. In short, the University gave me a lot, but I rarely return. To now, four years of 20,000 yuan tuition, I did not make it a point! I feel very ashamed! Really ashamed! ※ original quote comes from: to Fukushima
Comedy Entertainment Network
hastily, too hastily, time really run faster than rabbits, freshman soil is not wearing the green uniform pull grumble in the sun And I remember the scene, gone on to a senior. Looking back four years, walked the streets, was returned with no white over the past four years, are summarized below.
political party to move closer to my positive. I have repeatedly written or verbal form only to the class members, students group secretary Lee flowers on my mind. Although she has been a malicious thought I was evil intentions, is in the pursuit of her, which refused to separate my appointment, my written report to her without even looking materials to hand, put it away in the wind. Tiandeliangxin, speaking from the heart, I really cherish a good impression on Lee flowers, but I will never own sons and daughters of the great affair of faith and mix together. Although I hit again and again to pursue, but did join the Communist Party can shake my faith.
I am a man of integrity humility. Road see injustice his help. I am at home I saw a big cock always bully the small hen, a few wanted to climb a small hen's back, but also a small hen pecked mouth desperately shallow, bright red comb, this is not What bullying, I was furious, picked up a hoe to cock smashed a comminuted fracture.
Another time at school, check the internet late at night 3:00 dormitory, in the bushes not far from the hostel came the pain of a girl whining voice, and I ran without thinking over the past and found the body of a boy riding on the girls, outrageous, middle of the night to catch our girls out to play, there is no justice it? I had put the young man fainted play, put the very lovely, little girl Yishanbuzheng save it. Although after I was out of 4,000 yuan for medical expenses, but I always think it is worth, I also often for their heroic mettle touched by this.
also eat flies on the school cafeteria, school fees, textbook problem arbitrarily TV, newspaper exposure, all my reports. Although no one to reward me, but I think to be a man of integrity.
I'm very enthusiastic. Lee's father last flowers to the school, I added something to the message prior to his receipt of the school come from the train station. I saw her father, no place to live, to take the initiative to make their own beds vacated, although Lee did not accept my flower well, but I'm very passionate beliefs have not changed one, I am convinced that if everyone contributes a little love This world will become a beautiful world.
I am happy to help. To help students with financial difficulties, I cleaned my room, bedroom opportunity out a way to pay for a contracted out to the poor students in the class, which is much better than light to donate money to him, that show consideration for the This bit poor students face, but also develop the concept of his self-reliance. I love the Chinese learned professional, dedicated himself to developing a strong literary foundation.
four years, my computer day and night in cafes to watch the disc more than 12,000 copies of the world with a comprehensive understanding of the visual arts. I am also familiar with Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Jui, renowned writer Liang Yusheng, and other modern works, reaching the point memorized. In order to improve their own observation, I deliberately bought a telescope, secretly building across the street observed the living conditions of the girls. I greatly improved the accumulation of my literary training and writing, I have the desk, bathroom panel, bedroom wall published poetry, prose, fiction, doggerel and other literary works more than 300 articles.
In order to improve the quality of their own to meet the needs of the community, I taught myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other needs of modern society, nirvana, almost to a consummate level. I have tasted from the sweetness of these techniques, has been able to feed myself. New Year's Day last year, I did not go home, only two days, I'll earn back a year by the mahjong tuition plus living expenses for three months.
I love music, my voice has great power to shock, students often late at night, hear me in the bathroom, baths, hallways and sent loud and clear resounding voice, the whole building for I can not sleep.
I love sports, almost to the point of madness. I often three major European leagues off. My tennis level is the highest in the class. Sophomore boys and girls in our class organized a tennis match, even though we lost the boys, but the score in terms of transportation, I am the least. I am also good at boxing, diving, swimming, the absence of venues and opponents, my level will not show. In short, the University gave me a lot, but I rarely return. To now, four years of 20,000 yuan tuition, I did not make it a point! I feel very ashamed! Really ashamed! ※ original quote comes from: to Fukushima
Comedy Entertainment Network
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